Do you know those days when you just don’t feel like dealing with people? Do you want to hole up in your apartment and enjoy some peace and quiet? But your upstairs neighbor is blasting some god-awful music again, and you can’t seem to find the will to get out of bed? Well, friends, today is your lucky day. I have just the solution for you. I present to you: “This is Not a Piano.“
This ingenious invention is just what it sounds like: a piano filled with speakers that produce amazing sound through resonance. So why not hole up in your apartment and enjoy some beautiful music without having to deal with your noisy neighbors?
The only downside is that you might have to deal with your downstairs neighbor. You see, this not-a-piano is a bit louder than the average piano and might cause some noise pollution of its own. But who’s going to complain?
A Piano Filled with Speakers
Have you ever seen a piano filled with speakers? No, us neither. But that is because it doesn’t exist… yet! This incredible Kontakt Library is called “This is Not a Piano.” It’s a speaker-filled piano that produces amazing sound through its resonance.
This is NOT a Piano! It’s an innovative Kontakt instrument that allows you to create amazing sounds and textures. Whether you’re looking to add sustain to your tracks, or create unique loops and reverse effects, This is NOT a Piano has everything you need. With 20 presets tailored to different styles and genres, it’s easy to find the perfect sound for your music. And with support for stereo, spatial audio, surround, binaural and VR audio, This is NOT a Piano will work with any speaker configuration.
This is NOT a Piano that has 20 tailor-made articulations. They’re all played and sampled through the body of an upright piano. This gives you an incredibly realistic sound and makes it easy to create complex arrangements and compositions. With This is Not a Piano, you have everything you need to create professional-sounding tracks.



Audio Brewers attempted to combine the two ideas in a reversed manner, but with a lot more Pianos and Sound Design libraries available. What if Audio Brewers built a sound, and then played it THROUGH the Piano to capture its resonance instead of preparing a Piano and then doing some Sound Design with its sound?
‘Cinematic Alpha’ used the DOVInst system from ‘Soundsmiths’ to approach instruments’ sounds, allowing ‘Brewers’ to build amazing sounds thanks to their DOVInst technology.

Why not try out This is Not a Piano for yourself? It’s the perfect way to escape from the noise of your noisy neighbors. With its incredible sound quality, you’ll be able to enjoy beautiful music without having to deal with any distractions. Plus, its resonance will fill your apartment with sound, creating an immersive experience that you won’t want to miss. So why not give it a try today?
Audio Brewers Sound Design Phase
The first phase of Audio Brewers’ adventure was to develop 20 articulations that would run through a piano’s body. The goal of Audio Brewers was to EXPERIMENT and hear sounds in new ways, so Audio Brewers concentrated on developing a wide range of noises in order to see how the Piano’s resonance changed with the corners.
Finally, because interesting higher frequencies on a Piano may be tough, the sounds are created with a lot of frequency richness to enable them to cover the complete range of the soundboard.
‘This Is Not a Piano’ Comes in Stereo and Ambisonics
“This is Not a Piano.” comes in stereo and ambisonics versions, so you can choose the one that best suits your needs. With its incredible sound quality and immersive resonance, This is Not a Piano will help you create amazing music without having to deal with any distractions. It’s also compatible with any speaker arrangement. If you’re looking for a truly unique sound, the new drinking piano 2.0 is the perfect companion to This is Not a Piano. Together, they make for a dynamic and versatile musical experience. Whether you’re a professional musician or a hobbyist, the combination of This is Not a Piano and the new drinking piano 2.0 will take your creativity to the next level.
This is Not a Piano was recorded, mixed, and delivered in Ambisonics and Stereo. With its incredible sound quality and immersive resonance, This is Not a Piano will help you create amazing music without having to deal with any distractions.
Everything was recorded and mixed in Ambisonics and Stereo, allowing you to experience music on a whole new level of detail. With its incredible sound quality and immersive resonance, This is Not a Piano will help you create amazing music without having to deal with any distractions.